Teddy Sheringham

Last Updated: 20 October 2015

The Day Today - Jam Festival

Pomp Up The Jam

If the gaffer is to be believed, this midweek beano down to Portsmouth “is not a game that we should be scared of“. After a decent enough point at Exeter last week, followed up with all three against Connor Wickham’s Wonders indoors at the weekend, you can see the reason behind Teddy’s …

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Jaws - Roy Schneider

We’re Going To Need A Bigger Boat…

It’s touch and go, you can be sure about that – going head to head with a great white shark on its own patch or taking our chances with Wycombe Wanderers indoors. Look, this is League Two and there’s no such thing as an ideal fixture – but the idea of inviting …

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Mr DeMille, We’re Not Ready For Our Close Up

If you’ve lost five on the spin and find the idea of scoring a goal harder than inventing a perpetual motion machine, it’s not the best time to be on national telly. At least when you’re bowing out of John Stones’ Paint Trophy indoors against Dagenham and Redbridge, you can do it on …

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A Load Of Old Toffee

Episode, uh, 62? (Part Two)

A Load Of Old Toffee – Episode 62 (Part One): Are we witnessing a crisis? A panic? Or a full-blown emergency? It doesn’t matter how you want to call it right now, the ALOOT team has finally come galloping to the rescue. And you can be sure there’ll be plenty …

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A Load Of Old Toffee

Episode, uh, 62? (Part One)

A Load Of Old Toffee – Episode 62 (Part One): Are we witnessing a crisis? A panic? Or a full-blown emergency? It doesn’t matter how you want to call it right now, the ALOOT team has finally come galloping to the rescue. And you can be sure there’ll be plenty …

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Think Fast, Father Ted

Think Fast, Father Ted…

Look, we’re making no apologies for the fact that the list of Father Ted episode titles is going to be seeing plenty of action here at BoroGuide HQ over the course of the 2015-6 League Two season. Not least ‘cos it makes us laugh when the only option is to weep …

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Plymouth Argyle: Devon Nation Army?

“We’re gonna fight ’em off; a Devon nation army couldn’t hold us back“: It feels like a fair while since we last turned out on our own patch, but here we are – preparing to roll out the red carpet for the visit of the hardy Janners. League Two football is back at the Lamex for the …

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Hartlepool United: The Pools Panel Verdict

We’re not going to lie to you – after all, you are all beautiful, intelligent creatures and we’re massive admirers of whatever it is that you actually do. But we’re just going to have to put it out there right from the start that we don’t especially rate Boro’s chances this weekend, with …

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Taking on the Tractor Boys in the Capital One Cup

Capital One Cup: Taking On The Tractor Boys

No-one wanted to begin the new season by having our trousers pulled down in our own backyard by Notts County. But that’s how it panned out. And that’s what we have to deal with. Unfortunately for new gaffer Teddy Sheringham (for it is still he), Boro’ have to make the …

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Father Dougal at the window

Get The Party Star-Ted

“I’m no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I’d say there’s about 17 million of them out there” – It would be that time of the year again, then. It’s nearly three months since Boro’ last kicked a ball in anger, but League Two action is back once again with the renegade …

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