Teddy Sheringham

Last Updated: 30 March 2020

Are you finding yourself in a state of seemingly helpless boredom? Here are some historic football matches that can actually lift your spirits

The Most Historic Football Matches Ever

Are you finding yourself in a state of seemingly helpless boredom? More so, the fact that nothing seems to be making the situation any better. We know that picking the best of anything can be hard. In this case, choosing the best and most historic football matches out of the …

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Bad News Bears.... Sheringham Leaves Stevenage

Dry January Is Over…

… here’s Punchdrunk February. We were happy enough, bimbling along on Transfer Deadline Day with just a handful of deals to keep us occupied as Aaron O’Connor made his stay permanent and Pat Hoban came in from Oxford. And then “KABLAMMO!” – the nuclear option is chosen and Boro’ are searching for a new gaffer …

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“These Boots Were Made For Yorkin’…”

… and that’s just what they’ll do. It’s up to York we go with ourselves this weekend and, at the same time, to the very bottom of the table. The Minstermen are propping up the League Two pile as we talk forth unto you here and now, having been cut three points adrift of safety. …

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Bees, Bees, Bees: Let Us Get What We Want

Barnet indoors, then. We like to think we’re good eggs here at BoroGuide HQ, treating those less fortunate than ourselves with grace, compassion and patience. But, when it comes to our lowly guests this weekend, we just can’t do that. The Bees come to the Lamex with a five-point advantage over us …

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No Time Like The Present, Right?

Morning everyone. It’s a strange one, but we’re almost willing to overlook last weekend’s 3-2 defeat at Plymouth – the Pilgrims sit pretty at the top of the table, while we’ve struggled to keep our head above water for most of the campaign. It wasn’t much of a surprise that we …

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Homer Simpson - Leader Beans

Take Us To Your Leaders…

Buckle up folks, this one could be quite a bumpy ride. With a squad that’s thinner than Woking FC’s Guide To Winning Trophies and a back line that seems to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese, it’s not the ideal time to call in on league leaders Plymouth Argyle. Yep, the Pilgrims are flying high, while we …

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Not The Nine O'Clock News - Judge Sketch

The Case For The Defence

It’s a worry, innit – going to games not wondering if Stevenage can win, but wondering if our strikers can score more goals than our defence is letting in? Mansfield on the road this weekend has proved – not for the first, second or even 10th time this term – that the …

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Bo Selecta - Craig David

Yeo Selecta!

We’ve gone from the ridiculous to the sublime, or something like that. Last week’s win indoors agains the Gills came as a surprise to us, we won’t lie to you. After we’d been put to the sword by one of the in-form sides in the division, we didn’t exactly think much …

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A View To A Kill

A View To A Gill

It’s hard to know what irritated people more: the 5-1 home humiliation at the hands of Oxford or the news that our manager – 49-year-old former Colchester United striker Teddy Sheringham – had registered for action. The press went into overdrive, Borochat went into meltdown and we went to our bunker for tea and crumpets and to see the whole …

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Northern Soul

Northampton Soul

Oh good, Northampton – few places inspire us less. Look, we’ll get this over and done with – Sixfields isn’t the happiest of hunting grounds for Boro’ and we have absolutely naff all to show from the four times we’ve been to the Cobblers’ humble gaff. Even an exiled Coventry side were able …

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