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Last Updated: 28 April 2020

Lincoln City v Stevenage: Mission Imp-ossible?

Mission Imp-ossible?

Is it too late to get the Football League to change the rules? It’s just we’re thinking of asking that home games count double and away games count for nothing come the final reckoning. It might be enough to get us a spot in the playoffs, right? Or will our …

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Stevenage v Lincoln City: Time for a dab of imp-ressionism...

Imp-ressionism

It’s been so long since we punted a football in anger that we’ve almost forgotten who turns out for us these days. Is that lovely Ray Houghton still in the middle? In truth, it’s not even been two weeks since we were on our festive rounds early; handing out gifts …

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Lincoln City v Stevenage: The real Boxing Day Test match...

The *Real* Boxing Day Test Match

On the second day of Christmas, Michael Love sent to me… It’s at Christmas time that we ought to think of those less fortunate. In particular, those poor, helpless chumps who take a three-nil deficit into their Boxing Day Test match away from home. Thankfully, Boro’ are not in such …

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Stevenage v Lincoln City: It has a presidential feel to it, don't you think?

Lincoln Incontinental

Bonjour! Yes, that’s right nos amis, we’ve mistimed our summer holibobs and come to you today live and direct from south west France. It has been a hard week, let us tell you. All that wine, cheese and infrequent sunshine; if only we could have been with you all in scorchio …

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