Accy Races

Last Updated: 28 April 2020

Stevenage v Accrington Stanley: Who will win the Accy races?

Accy Races

… and then, right, we woke up on Sunday morning and found out it was all a bad dream. If we can get enough people to believe it, then we might just stand a chance of having the game scrubbed out of the record books. As things stand, however, it’s now …

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Luton Town v Stevenage: Is it the derby encounter that some will have you believe, or just another fixture to clear off our decks?

Sepp Hatter

Sepp Blatter and Luton Town, eh? On one hand, it’s a fallen giant of the footballing world; a bit of a *name* for whom things have been less-than-ideal (Putting it mildly? Ed.) in recent times and now with their best years far behind them. And, on the other hand, an octogenarian …

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Crewe Alexandra v Stevenage: Crewe Can't Always Get What Crewe Want...

Crewe Can’t Always Get What Crewe Want…

So, Crewe. Funny how it seems. Always in time, but never in line for dreams. Or so we’re led to believe. One thing we can’t believe, however, is that we haven’t gone with that opening gag before. Fine. We know what you’re thinking. “Spandau Ballet didn’t die for this” or something along …

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Stevenage v Port Vale: Life imitating art, perchance?

Vale Imitation

… and, lo, it has come to pass. Boro’ can indeed win at Carlisle, providing the match takes place on a Tuesday evening. Our petition has been put forth before the Football League. That said, we’re assuming it’ll end up in the same filing cabinet as our previous suggestions to …

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Carlisle United v Stevenage: It's a long way north by north by north by north by northwest...

North By North By North By North By Northwest

Is it an inverted masterstroke from the Football League? Or is just it the fixture computer having a bubble at our humble expense? You see, it doesn’t make much sense (to us, at least) to get Morecambe to come all the way down here, only for them to see us …

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Stevenage v Morecambe: It's a rapture of sorts...

The Match To End All Matches?

It’s the end of the world as we know it this weekend, so we’re told. Of course, it’s always the end of the world when Boro’ fail to win a game of football. So, really, this is no more than a sense of déjà vu; Groundhog Day if you will. Well, based on …

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The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindon: It's Swindon Town v Stevenage...

The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindon

Two home matches. Six points on offer. Just one taken. We’re still very much on board with how we’re looking at the moment, and, yes, we’re going to lose a game every now and then. And, yet, we can’t help but feel that this season’s home fixtures so far were all …

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Stevenage v Crawley Town: Can Boro' haul themselves back to winning (or, at least, unbeaten) ways...?

Night Crawlers

Oh dear. The home defeat to Lincoln at the weekend put us in a right fluffery buffery, make no mistake. Our unbeaten run, for what it counts for at this stage of the season, is gone like the wind. It’s never going to look good on paper if a team …

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Stevenage v Lincoln City: It has a presidential feel to it, don't you think?

Lincoln Incontinental

Bonjour! Yes, that’s right nos amis, we’ve mistimed our summer holibobs and come to you today live and direct from south west France. It has been a hard week, let us tell you. All that wine, cheese and infrequent sunshine; if only we could have been with you all in scorchio …

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Cheltenham Town v Stevenage: Woo-oo-oo-ooo, can you feel the force?

Chelta Force

Woo-oo-oo-ooo, can you feel the force? Yes, the real thing is back as League Two action makes itself known once more to our various levels of consciousness. Of course, we’re contractually obliged to mention that home humbling against Oxford in some competition or other. So, take that as our duties well and …

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